
We book your tickets according to the best seat principle. You decide on the category you want and we book the best available seats. Seats are usually next to each other. If this cannot be booked, we will contact you before booking.
***The event ticket includes travel authorization for all MDV means of transport (tariff zone 110) 4 hours before + after the event***
Ralf Schmitz is fed up: “My goodness! Do we really have to constantly look at every hair
weigh it carefully before we split it?"
Ralf has a mission! He will prove that we would all have more fun in life if we didn't take everything so seriously and so precisely. And Ralf takes this mission very seriously and very precisely!
He goes in search of the witty aspects of everyday madness that make us all so lovingly quirky and pleasantly crazy. And he finds plenty of it!
Like a naturalist, he zooms into the panopticon of embarrassing human fussiness. In doing so, he looks closely at himself and all of us, at our hands, mouths and flaws. And if necessary, even into our bedrooms. Well, not yours, but maybe your neighbors'. And you don't want to miss that!
He meticulously dissects the results of his crazy field studies with razor-sharp gags and full physical effort in his new stage show "Schmitzfindigkeiten"! And where valid data is lacking, it gets all the funnier! Because of course, as in every show by this exceptional artist, there is improv comedy at the highest level! But never beyond the pain threshold! It will only hurt from laughing, when a firework display of unexpected punchlines, bizarre sketches and questionable-looking dance and music interludes fly around your ears.
And the best thing is that Ralf brings us salvation. After this evening, the meaning of life is clear. There is none. We can only be happy that we no longer have to go hunting when we are not even able to choose one of the 12,000 types of yogurt in the supermarket.
Selfless as he is, he also tested a craft kit for us that was advertised on social media and that allows you to make plaster casts of your best part. A great Valentine's Day gift. You just need a lot of plaster. Because of course it doesn't work straight away.
And when Ralf slips into the roles of celebrities or mutates into a flirting coach in the blink of an eye, it is finally clear: we are all crazy!
And the king of the crazy people invites you to an audience and a very special evening full of mischief!
Parking/Cloakroom voucher:
- 1 guaranteed parking space on the ''Arena 1'' - Parking space directly in front of the QUARTERBACK Immobilien ARENA
- from approx. 1 - 1.5 hours before the start of admission
- Cloakroom for 2 people
Please book "Pick up yourself at the ticket shop" and you will receive the parking cloakroom voucher as a PDF after we have processed it. Simply print it out and show it when you drive into the parking lot. Our colleagues will show you to your reserved parking space.
Our ticket hotline is open Monday to Friday from 9:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. On Saturdays, we can be reached by phone from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. 0341 - 2341 100
Can't reach us at the moment? Don`t hesitate to write us an e-mail: ticket@arena-ticket.com
Transfer:
Please transfer directly to our bank account. Please use the order number as the reference. Your order will only be shipped once the funds have been received in our account.
Credit card:
Pay by credit card via our credit card provider VR Payment (Computop)
Paypal:
Pay with PayPal.
On-site pick-up:
For events taking place in our building, you have the option of depositing your tickets with us and picking them up during our opening hours.
Shipping within Germany:
Mailing (for selected events): 3.95 € shipping via DP letter, not insured.
DHL package: 6,50 € Shipping with DHL parcel Din A5 envelope, insured with DHL tracking
Shipping costs abroad vary and are displayed in the shopping cart.